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SURPRISE GUESTS

by RIORAPS + SKYLER DURDEN

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1.
UNANNOUNCED 03:04
(SKYLER DURDEN) SURPRISE GUESTS, WE THE ONES WITH THE LIVE SET WHEN WE ARRIVE WE BE THEM GUYS WITH THAT HYPENESS TYPE FRESH, STYLE’S A LITTLE TOO NEW FOR YOU TO DIGEST CUT THE CHATTER BEFORE YOU BITE NEXT YOU AIN’T EVEN KNOWING WHAT TO KNOW ABOUT WE ROLL UP TO THE SHOW THEY’RE LIKE NO THROW THEM OUT MOTORMOUTH TOLD A SOBER QUOTE OUT LOUD SLOW IT DOWN, BUT I THINK IT’S CLEAR I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HEEL FLIP, HIT YOU WITH SOME REAL SHIT LIKE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FEELING AND CAN’T FEEL WHERE YOUR KEY IS HE’S SICK, BEEN SICK FOR A LITTLE BIT, HERE AND THERE UNAWARE OF THE YEARS TO SPARE RARE BLUE STEAK, BLUE WAFFLE WITH THAT OO FACE SURPRISE GHOST IN A NEW SPACE YOU LIKE BAMBI LEGS WITH SOME ROLLERBLADES ON A LUBED GRADE NOT FALLIN’ OFF - STILL IT’S ON WHEN I DO SKATE (RIO) YEAH WE TRYNA FLEX, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS CAUSE MORE IS NEVER LESS, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS MIGHT JUST PITCH A TENT, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS WE AIN’T PITCHING ON THE RENT, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS (RIO) LITTY COMMITTEE UP IN THIS BITCH LITTLE BITTY, TRYNA GRAB ON MY DICK SHOW ME THE SPLITS WHILE I SUCK ON THE TITS I JUST WANNA KNOW IF SHE SWALLOWS OR SPITS NOT DRESSED TO IMPRESS, JUST HERE TO DRINK BEER NOT BEING A PEST SURPRISE YOU GOT GUESTS AND WERE MAKING A MESS, DAMAGE DEPOSIT GONE WITH THE RENT VOILA, IM HERE AND IM HAVING A BALL IF THE LIQUOR IS HITTING ME QUICKLY BEWARE, THAT YOUR WALLS MAY BE BREAKING MY FALL AND I’LL SMOKE TILL MY JACKET SMELLS FILTHY I SHOTGUN LIKE A 12 GUAGE OR WAS THAT A 12 CASE SKY AND RIO UP IN THE PLACE EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE YOU GOTTA SHOW FACE ONLY LEAVING ON MY OWN TERMS AFTER SPREADING MY GERMS STOMACH FEELING CURLY LIKE A NEW PERM SMOKING LIKE A CHIMNEY IM A LITTLE TIPSY UNINVITED BUT WE SHOW UP LIKE WERE GYPSIES (RIO) YEAH WE TRYNA FLEX, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS CAUSE MORE IS NEVER LESS, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS MIGHT JUST PITCH A TENT, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS WE AIN’T PITCHING ON THE RENT, SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR UNANNOUNCED SURPRISE GUESTS
2.
STRANGER 02:42
(RIO) I WISH I HAD A CHAIN THAT DANG A LANGED BEEN WISHING FOR MORE EPISODES OF STRANGER THINGS I WISH I HAD A CAR THAT FUNCTIONS WITH THE BUTTONS AND I DON’T EVEN GIVE A MOTHERFUCK ABOUT THE COLOUR YOOO, YOU CAN CATCH ME ROLLING ROUND LIKE STRANGER DANGER TRAVELLING LIKE A BALL OF ANGER THIS THAT BOY MEETS WORLD WHERE IS MY TOPANGA? LONELY BOY PROBABLY CAUSE IM STRANGE LOST CAUSE HOSTAGE TO WHAT STILL HASN’T PAID EHHH, I THOUGHT RAPPING GOT YOU LAID MOST OF ALL I THOUGHT IT GOT YOU PAID THIS IS WHAT I THINK IS ACTUALLY SO STRANGE (SKYLER DURDEN) GET A VIEW OF THIS LOSER CREEP, SUBTLE STENCH OF SEWAGE STINK USUALLY THERE’S NO CREW WITH ME, BUT RIO’S COOL WITH ME STICK LIKE SUPER GLUE, HUMANS WHO MANEUVER THROUGH COUGHING WITH A MUTANT FLU... OR YOU WOULD THINK SLINKING DOWN THE LANE LIKE A CLINKING CHAIN NEVER BOTHERED BY THE WEATHER AND THE LEAKY RAIN TRYING NOT TO STAY CAUGHT UP LIKE A CEILING DRAIN MAYBE YOU CAN FEEL MY PAIN MAYBE IT AIN’T THE SAME NEVER WANTED TO HEAR MY NAME THAT SHIT IS WEIRD AND STRANGE IT’S LIKE THE YEARS EXCHANGE BUT THE LYRICS STAY THE SAME CATCH MYSELF DRIFTIN’ IN THE’ LANES STILL STAY A STRANGER JUST TO FADE THE PAIN
3.
QUESTION 03:12
(RIO) I STAY CRUSHING IT ALL DON’T GET INVOLVED THESE ARE SOME MATTERS THAT YOU CANNOT SOLVE TIGHTEN SHIT UP KEEP THAT WRENCH IN MY PALM YOU’RE CLENCHING YOUR JAW READING YOUR PSALMS RED DEER RAPPERS PUTTING ON A FRONT RED DEER ADVOCATE PUT THEM ON THE FRONT FAKE NEWS, WACK RAP, DEAD MEDIA, UH HUHHHH RED DEER RAPPERS GETTING IN MY FACE RED DEER EXPRESS HAD TO PUT THEM ON A PAGE I QUESTION THEM ALL, IM WATCHING THEM FALL HID IN THE SHADOWS THEY SHOP AT THE MALL HID IN PLAIN SIGHT DIDN’T SEE ME FRONT ROW GIVE ME THAT LIGHT SPARK THE BLUNT AND IT GLOW SOMETHING TO SHOW NO DOUBT I STAY WEEDED NO QUESTIONS, STAY SEATED (RIO) QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL NO THOUGHT IS TOO SMALL SO WE QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, YAHHHHH QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL NO THOUGHT IS TOO SMALL SO WE QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, YAHHHHH (SKYLER DURDEN) NOBODY’S HOME BUT THE LIGHTS ARE LEFT ON (OOOO NOT REALLY LIVING SO I’M ALWAYS DEAD WRONG YOU CANNOT BEGIN A REVOLUTION WITHOUT GUNS YOU CAN’T SPELL FUNERAL WITHOUT FUN SPEAK HEAT I GOT SATAN’S MOUTH DELIVERY LIKE A PAPER ROUTE CALL THE NUMBER THEN WE TAKE THEM OUT FILLED WITH HATE BUT I’M MADE OF DOUBT NOW I’M FADED IT’S OKAY IF YOU AIN’T HEARD THE STORYP ROFILE GRAVEYARD SAVE CARD WAIT IN THE DIGITAL PURGATORY THIS SERVER’S TOO BORING TO ENDURE WE’RE SORRY AGAIN READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BLEED FOR THE EARTH AND THE WICKED I’M SICK AND I NEED SOME HELP FROM THE STRESSING HELD A COLLECTION OF QUESTIONS UNTETHERED AND WEATHERED THE RESTOF THE LIVIN’, LIFE’S AN INVESTMENT OF DEBTS AND DEATH’S THE PRESCRIPTION PONDER PREDICTION ENLISTING IN DIFFERENT SILLY INSTILLING POSITIONS CAN YOU LISTEN? WE QUESTION IT ALL (RIO) QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL NO THOUGHT IS TOO SMALL SO WE QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, YAHHHHH QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL NO THOUGHT IS TOO SMALL SO WE QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT ALL, QUESTION IT ALL QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, QUESTION IT, YAHHHHH
4.
TUBA 02:26
(SKYLER DURDEN) MAKE YOU RAGE QUIT, I PAVE A LANE TO SAY SHIT MOST OF YOU COULDN’T MAKE WITH THE SAME TOOLS TO PLAY WITH SKINNY ROB FORD, KEEP A LONG SWORD IN THE SOCK DRAWER FOR ANY NEW COMER OR THOSE THAT MAYBE WANT MORE STRAY THE GOLF COURSE, SKATE A SKATE AND HATE YOUR LONG BOARDS PLAY THE SAME PLACE TOO LAZY TO GO ON TOUR DO YOU RAP OR DO YOU MAKE SONGS FOR GIRLS TO SING NERDY KING, DURDEN SPEAKS IN THIRD PERSON (BING.. BING) (I LOVE IT) SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY TO PUT SOME DAYTONS ON THE CUTLASS YOU FAGGOTS LACK SUBSTANCE, TOO CONCERNED WITH THE PUBLIC YOUR BITCH GOT SOME LIPS THAT GOT CURVES LIKE THEY SUCK DICK YOU CAN SEE THE WEAKNESS OF A MAN RIGHT THROUGH IS EYE SOCKET I DON’T EVEN HEAR YOUR SKULL AGAINST THE GROUND OR PEOPLE SCREAMING SKY STOP IT! WHY TALK SHIT? I STRAY OFF COURSE FROM THE CAUTION DEFINE TOPIC I’M NAUSEOUS HOP OUT FROM MY RIDE WITH MY SPINE SAUCIN’ GIVE A NEW MEANING TO FLYING SAUCER WINE AND DINE AND KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SOURCES HIDE OR JUST FORFEIT, KEEP IT FORK LIFTIN’ MOVING YOUR POST HUMOROUS GLUTEUS LIKE A MORTICIAN YOU DON’T WANNA ADD IT UP, GOT THE 9 OR THE FOUR FIFTH AND LEAVING HOLES IN YOUR SMILE MORE STICKS THAN THE DEODORANT AISLE (RIO) MAKE YOU HATE SHIT, HOWS IT TASTE BITCH OH YOU SALTY RAP GAME SALT BAE WHAT UP SHOTTY? THESE RAPPERS SNOTTY I CRASHED THEIR PARTY, GOT SAUCEY EVERYBODY TRYNA BE EDGY LIKE THEY ALL ED, EDD AND EDDIE YEAH I GREW UP ON MOM’S SPAGHETTI LONG TALKS WITH MR. RESETTI SPACEY TOLD ME GET WORKING, NOW I GOT WORK WITH DURDEN SKY AND I OUT LURKING ITS LIKE WERE RICK AND MORTY, GO TOGETHER LIKE A BLUNT AND A FORTY WUBBA LUBBA DUBB DUB ITS LIKE WERE EL-P AND KILLER MIKE GO TOGETHER LIKE LEAN AND SPRITE SKI MASK LIFE LATE NIGHT HEIST LET MYSELF IN HOST THE SHOW LIKE LETTERMAN STILL MARCHING TO MY OWN BEAT GET THE GIRLS WET LIKE A JET SKI, VRMMM VRMMM YEAH I PUT THE NUI IN THE SANCE YOUR WHOLE CREW LOOKING DENSE IM A NOOSE TO THE NECK DOWN A BOTTLE ON YOUR DECK THEN I WOBBLE DOWN THE STEPS FLIP YA THE BIRD AND TELL YOU WHERE TO GET GET FUCKED, YA’LL SUCK, RIO RAPS IM NEXT UP
5.
WRONG ROUTE 04:22
(SKYLER DURDEN) I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE I TOOK THE WRONG ROUTE I PICKED THE KNIVE’S POINT I CAN SEE IT IT’S DULL NOW IF THIS WERE LAST NIGHT AGAIN I’D BE TREADING SOFT IF THIS WERE TONIGHT WELL THEN I THINK I’M HEADED OFF (SKYLER DURDEN) OWN HOUSE, NO HOME WHERE MY CENTER BE SPEAKERS BLOWN OUT, LOUD TENDENCIES WHEN WILL IT EVER BE ME IN A BETTER SCENE EVENTUALLY IT DOES BUT FLUNKS BY MY MEASURING CUP NOT GETTING ENOUGH CUP IS EMPTY SO WHAT LET THE HUNGER PAIN FEEL IT’S CUT ME AND PRETEND TO BE TOUGH I WASN’T MEANT TO BE BUT I’M HERE SO MENTION ME SLUT I FEEL I’M LECTURING YOU DUMB FUCKS BUT NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND LOVE US LIGHT A BLUNT FOR THE DEAD AND BELOVED ONES JUST ANOTHER QUICK DRIVE, AND A LONG TALK IS ALL I WANT BUT THOSE MOMENTS BEEN GONE BRUH EVERYBODY FEELS SAD AROUND ME LIKE A BONG DROP SMELL LIKE MARIJUANA, BARELY CONSCIOUS DAY TO DAY BEEN THE SAME I THINK IT’S CALLED LOST RIDE THE FUCKIN’ BULL ‘TIL I’M TOSSED OFF (SKYLER DURDEN) I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE I TOOK THE WRONG ROUTE I PICKED THE KNIVE’S POINT I CAN SEE IT IT’S DULL NOW IF THIS WERE LAST NIGHT AGAIN I’D BE TREADING SOFT IF THIS WERE TONIGHT WELL THEN I THINK I’M HEADED OFF (RIO) GUILTY PLEASURES EMPTY OUT MY BANK ACCOUNT TAKING MEASURES BUT I CAN’T MAKE IT COUNT LOOK AT ALL THESE EMPTY CANS THAT LINE THE SHELF THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN’T HELP MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH THIS LIFE BOOZING EVERY NIGHT GETTING DULLER OVER TIME LIKE THE BLADE OF A KNIFE STINGS IF YOU’RE SLICED HOOKED LIKE A VICE A SMOKER SHOULD BE SOCIAL BUT I CAN’T BREAK THE ICE OR SPREAD LIKE IM LICE THEY ALL WANT A SLICE EAT CRUMBS LIKE THEY MICE NIBBLING, AND I AIN’T GIVING IN I’VE BEEN FEELING FOCUSED LIKE YOUR CHILD ON RITALIN TRYNA GET WHERE I’VE NEVER BEEN TELLING YOU TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE EVERYTHING IGNORED IN THE CORNER LIKE ELEPHANT INCOGNITO IN CAHOOTS BUT WE GENTLEMEN (SKYLER DURDEN) I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE I TOOK THE WRONG ROUTE I PICKED THE KNIVE’S POINT I CAN SEE IT IT’S DULL NOW IF THIS WERE LAST NIGHT AGAIN I’D BE TREADING SOFT IF THIS WERE TONIGHT WELL THEN I THINK I’M HEADED OFF
6.
(RIO) LET ME CLUE YOU IN, WATCH ME MOVE THE PEN DRAG THE INK ACROSS THE PAGE, WHAT MY RHYMES EXPAND YOU CAN NOT CONTEND, YOU’RE HANGING BY A STRAND YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING WITH EACH GRAIN OF SAND LIFES AN HOUR GLASS, TIME IS MOVING FAST WATCH THE MINUTE HAND, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A PURPOSE AND THERE IS A PLAN YOU BETTER GET A CLUE BEFORE IT GETS YOU MAN (RIO) DROP A HINT I PICK IT UP THEN DECIDE IF I TRULY GIVE A FUCK ONLY TIME WILL TELL FOR ALL OF US LIFES UNCERTAIN, WE SCRATCH THE SURFACE OUR NAILS GET DIRTY BUT THAT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH SOMETIMES SHIT GETS ROUGH BUT I STAY TOUGH TAKE TIME TO SORT OUT MY STUFF I’M SURE ENOUGH OVERTIME I JOT A LINE I REMEMBER I GOT A LOT ON THE LINE LMCYI ITS ABOUT THAT TIME THAT IM THAT GUY I GOT FISH TO FRY TILL THE DISH TASTE DRY CHEW YOU UP SPIT YOU OUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT SHIT TASTE LIKE HIT THE BRAKES I’VE GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL BUT THERE’S SNAKES AND I’M ON PEST PATROL I GOTTA SLIT THEIR THROATS IN A WAY THATS CONVENTIONAL WHEN I RATHER TAKE THE ROUTE DEEMED UNETHICAL (RIO) LET ME CLUE YOU IN, WATCH ME MOVE THE PEN DRAG THE INK ACROSS THE PAGE, WHAT MY RHYMES EXPAND YOU CAN NOT CONTEND, YOU’RE HANGING BY A STRAND YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING WITH EACH GRAIN OF SAND LIFES AN HOUR GLASS, TIME IS MOVING FAST WATCH THE MINUTE HAND, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A PURPOSE AND THERE IS A PLAN YOU BETTER GET A CLUE BEFORE IT GETS YOU MAN (SKYLER DURDEN) LET THE INK BLEED ON PAPER WAIT FOR MINUTES HOURS DAYS WEEKS INTO MONTHS - MONTHS MUST’VE NEVER CAME YEARS PASS TEARS LAUGHS BEER DRAFTS SPILL A BIT CHEERS YOUR GLASS IN YOUR NAME HEAR YOU PASSED WHO GIVES A SHIT? NEW PARAGRAPH FLEW THERE AND BACK WHO DIS? STU WITH A PAD CRUISE WITH A BAD BLUE BITCH SKIP THE SUIT, GET THE LOOT ‘TIL I’M TOO RICH INCOGNITO IN CAHOOTS ACT LIKE YOU KNEW THIS STILL THERE AIN’T NO MOVEMENT, MAN I HATE THIS PLACE IT’S STUPID HAVE TO FABRICATE MINUTIAE, HOURGLASS ABOUT TO FLIP GIVING IN TO YOUR COUNTERFEIT SENSE OF FLOWERS SNIFFED DO NOT RESUSCITATE A CAPTAIN ON HIS DROWNING SHIP SOME TAKE A QUICK DIP OTHERS TAKE A DIVE IN SMOKE SIGNALS FROM THOSE FOLKS THAT MADE IT TO THE ISLAND DON’T HATE THE MILEAGE HATE THE TIME THAT’S BEEN FLYING HATE THE FATE YOU GAVE YOURSELF A PLACE THAT YOU DIE IN TREAD THE WATERS, KICK YOUR FEET OR PUMP THE BRAKES DON’T FEED THE FISH AND GUT THE SNAKES TOUCHING BASE MUCH TOO LATE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING GREAT SOME WILL SAY THEY’RE BUSTING OUT BUT STAY STUCK IN PLACE (RIO) LET ME CLUE YOU IN, WATCH ME MOVE THE PEN DRAG THE INK ACROSS THE PAGE, WHAT MY RHYMES EXPAND YOU CAN NOT CONTEND, YOU’RE HANGING BY A STRAND YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING WITH EACH GRAIN OF SAND LIFES AN HOUR GLASS, TIME IS MOVING FAST WATCH THE MINUTE HAND, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A PURPOSE AND THERE IS A PLAN YOU BETTER GET A CLUE BEFORE IT GETS YOU MAN (RIO) SO FUCK THE OTHER MAN WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT IM OUT HERE GRINDING TRYNA PUSH MY BRAND THEY WANNA SEE ME BAND STILL TRYNA SHAKE MY HAND THEN TALK DOWN TO ME BUT IM STILL SMILING YOU’RE HANGING BY A STRAND AND IT’S NOT SURPRISING YOU CANT STOP ME RISING IM UNCOMPROMISING DOWN TO MY RHYMING THE WORDS IM COMBINING I DON’T NEED TO CLUE YOU IN THIS ITSELF IS DEFINING

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released November 9, 2018

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